RANDSOM QUESTIONS

1. DO YOU SNORE?
UMMMM I don't think so
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
A lover but sometimes fighter
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Something bad happening to my son
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
HELL NO
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV
Love it..but there are too many shows out now
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
All the time
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I like to think so
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
sometimes
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
White
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
occaionally
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
noi haven't and probably never will
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
you have to find out yourself
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Italy
14. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
my son some shoes
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
yeah
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
i guess
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
never tried
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah
20. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD?
no 3 sisters and 1 brother
21. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric
22. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
couldn't do it
23. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
hopefully
24. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes
25. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
nothing that i know of
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"
today
27. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
not sure
28. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
yeah
29. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled -well done
30. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
no
31. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
behind the dryer
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
109 p.m.
33. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Princess and Diva
34. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
hell no i love that place
35. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
yesterday
36. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showeres but baths with the right person
37. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
i like to think so
38. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
mmmmmmm yes i do
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
every once in awhile
40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Breyers vanilla ice cream
41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy
42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
never tried
43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
umm no
44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
once
45. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
depends on who you are
46. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
occasionally
47. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark dark brown--they look black at times
48. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
not at the moment
49. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
they are both hot so i can't decide
50. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
no
51. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no
52. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
no
53. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
when i was little
54. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
no-but i like guys who snowboard
55. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
umm i don't think so
56. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
OMG all the time--my friends make fun of me
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
and i hope you do
58. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
i am not into animals-next question!
59. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
since i have gotten one i would have to say yes but avoid it is possible
60. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
yeah
61. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
me--i am perfect (smile)
62. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
if 110 is what you call cold--its smokin outside
63. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
64. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
on my feet
65. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yeah
66. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
that identify theft commercial-but is so funny
67. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
all the time
68. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT:
holla back girl--that my shit!!!!

Party Last night

Last night was my going away party at my friends Dena's houss. It was so much fun. I brought a disposable camera to take pictures but misplaced the camera so I am not sure. I just hope that there weren't thatmany crazy pictures on there. Well i am officially jobless. It feels weird. I mean I lvoe to work although when I do have a job I tend to complain alot because I do not know how to get up in the morning to get my ass to work. But I can honestly say that I love my job even though the pay wan't all that great. Anyway had awesome party with wonderful friends. Everyone was messed up but had a good time.What more can you ask for? My best friends Lovella got drunk off this drink Pink Panties and ended up pasing out on the couch for a nminute. And of courseit woualn't have been a party wth my friend Baha wanting us to play the drinking card game that gets everyone at the party messed up. I had so many jollo shots last night you would think I was jello man himself.I was a good turn out and I want to give special thanks to Dena and Juan for opening their house adn throwing the party for me. Sorry i didn't help clean up but I was too far goneto even attempt.0

Good Bye NEA

Today was my last day of work at Nephrolgy and Endocrines Associates. I was so sad. I have been at my job for 4 years nd the people that i work with have become my family. Its going to be very hard to not be able to see them every day. They are a unique bunch of people who I love dearly. Fairwell everyone. I will miss you all dearly. I am jobless now and I do not know what to do with myself. I guess I wil start preparing for my move to Hawaii.

THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

Here's a pic of me
Just chillin